"Wizometer"? Haven't heard that one around here!

Thanks, Liz! Since I get most of my weather information from Patch, it wasn't part of my vocabulary! :)

I wish 11 Alive would drop Wizometer. That's an awkward name. Makes me think of a fire hydrant . . .

Katie Couric uses "YOLO." Yeah, it's time for that to go!

I fear that I am "amazingly" susceptible to those "awesome" words, C.A. But my resolution is to pull out my Thesaurus and find alternate adjectives for 2013.

"Epic" needs to go.

But ... I like ... LIKE "Epic"!

Permitted use of "amazing" only when used in conjunction with the word "Grace"

C.A., I so totally agree!! Few things/people are truly awesome or amazing, ya know? So, can we get rid of the overuse of "totally" and "sweet" (when it is used to mean good), also? Can we get rid of the overuse of "so", especially when it is used to begin a sentence? Can we get rid of "ya know"?

Unfortunately, American Idol and X-Factor do not have exclusivity on amazing. It's everywhere.

I don't watch that show, but when it first came out the cliche words were "pitch" and "edge".....hated the show because of that.

"The fact of the matter is" YES! That's a good one! Actually, all of these are good and I'm guilty of using them some. O.K. A lot.

You've got some good one GGY! "it is what it is" falls under that umbrella.

Ha, me, too, Gail. I need to sweep around my own doorstep. Thanks, Amy. That is another annoying phrase.

"It is what it is" Does that just sound like the biggest cop out phrase of all time?

I know! That's a silly set up. Not related, but I despise the word "segue". For awhile that word was all over talk TV. "Actually" is another overused one. I have heard that word used more than once in the same sentence! This is the most fun I've had on a Patch thread, like ever! ;)

Someone coordinating a meeting typed the word "segway" in an email to the whole group. So it's bad enough you're using an annoying word, and then you can't even spell it. I wanted to give that person a citation for reckless email..since I'm the email police.

Amy, that's adding insult to injury :)

Amy, isn't a Segway that funny looking one-person, stand-up cart mobile?

Segway ... That's GREAT!

Segway is the vehicle introduced during Atlanta Olympics 1996 that was supposed to change our world. Segue, well, you know , , , smooth transition to another topic.

"I know, right" reeeally gets under my skin! I caught myself saying it once and almost punched myself. Why are phrases like that so addictive/viral?

I fear that I get caught up in the "I know, right?" when I'm around certain people. It's similar to a new millennium Valley Girl saying.

I know somebody that says that ALL the time.

Amen!

You want to ban "Amen!", Karsten?

Birds of a feather really do flock together. Now there's a tired old phrase, but true nonetheless.

OK, that was funny....

I needed that today.

:D

Hang in there "Racer X". President Obama will no longer be President Obama at noon January 20, 2017.

David- I sincerely pray he makes it that long.

I very much doubt you pray FOR our president, X man. If you really did, you couldn't make the derogatory, unpatriotic posts that you do. If ever there was a prize given for an unnecessary comment with a not-so-subtle suggestion, you would win the blue ribbon for that one.

Alrighty - I'll start. I'm really old - in the "50-60" range.

Thanks, Gail! I'll give my age. I just turned 29.

me? 40-45...no you're not old Gail...you're just blessed to have made it this far.

I admit to being a baby boomer :)

My birth certificate says I'm 68, but I'm sure I couldn't be more than 35.

I think Judge Mathis or Joe Brown started that one. I always hated it. Reminds me of 7 UP.

Especially when you know there's no way you're going to stop hearing that one in 2013. Unfortunately....

Yes, it is unfortunate that people try so hard to be cute and current by making ridiculous, derogatory political comments. It's so 2008 :)

The actual official short title is "Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act’’.

The real name is "The Biggest Blind Side on Americans Since Pearl Harbor."

Officially it is an amendment to H.R. 3590 which was intended to modify the IRS Code for first time homebuyers credit in the case of Armed Forces and other Federal employees.

Me, too, David, but at least the President doesn't take offense at the misnomer. It really should be called CongressCare b/c our lawmakers wrote it and passed it. The President wanted a better bill.

Mr B...

The real name is "The Biggest Blind Side on Americans Since Pearl Harbor."

This IS an example of real GRADE A work, please take a voucher for a hat tip out of petty cash.

May I "embed" this post in a press release or the nearest thunderstorm?

It even rises to the level for the proper use of "bahahahaha."

CongressCare

That's more descriptive and accurate, except for the fact that Congress really doesn't care.

GGY, On more than one occasion, with a horrified look on my face, I have asked people who addressed a group of women as "guys", "Do we look like men?"

Ha! Elizabeth, when did the word "guy" become unisex? And, why? I wish young Southerners wouldn't shun charming colloquialisms. Redneck words and phrases, yes, but not our heritage.

I didn't want to beat this topic to death but I agree with you Good Grief Yall. I would like to see these ugly words disappear "redneck" "ghetto" "hood"......it's like people behave vulgar, vile, and disgusting; only to add those words to a sentence so that we'll excuse the behavior. #dobetter...oh yeah, and can we get rid of the stupid pound and no space in our comments? I don't even know what the # does because I don't have that twitter thing.

Haven't spent much time up north if you haven't heard women referred to as "you guys" by the women amongst each other no less...

Been that way since before bras doubled as roadside flares...

Well, R, that's where it came from but it still isn't correct usage there or here . . . it's probably just more grating here in the South where we have a much more logical term to use.

Tammy- I think you found the word. One Blue ribbon for the lady please!

Add to that "Seriously?" with exaggerated intonation.

So you want to do away with Ebonics? Careful, there are those here that will label you a racist. Speaking and writing proper English is now looked down upon by some of our sub-cultures.

"Racist." One of the most overused and improperly used words in our language today. Since my comment wasn't directed toward any one race -- speaking and writing proper English seems to be universally ignored these days -- and it doesn't indicate any race is superior over others, I don't think racism applies. It's sad. I'm back in school, and every instructor I have feels it necessary to specify all communications, essays, and other papers must contain proper capitalization, complete sentences, and no text-speak.

Lynn- I'm right in there with you. My mother taught for 30 years and the Ebonics fad really made her sick to her stomach. We are in trouble because our government rewards ignorance and penalizes success.

Ooooo....yeah, "R". Comprehensive is so overused I hate it. I work in the therapy field and we use it constantly as in "a comprehensive evaluation." When I hear comprehensive - ANYTHING - I cringe!!! You're right, nothing is ever "comprehensive." UGH. I wrote the word 4 times in this short blurb. I think I may be sick!

And the least addressed from one side....

Right, Karsten - the Republican side. People like you have turned a neutral word into a negative one.

Karsten- Do not engage. Repeat, do not engage.

Racer, I'm sorry for you, in a way. It must be embarrassing to face defeat of your ideas on a public forum. You're fearful for yourself and your buddy. That's touching :D

They must be fond of you, GGY. Even on a benign thread like this one, they had to come and inject it with a dose of vitriol.

I am fearful for our country. Nothing more, nothing less.

Ha, Amy! I'm sure that's not the case, but sometimes it does make me feel younger, like a little girl getting her pigtails pulled in class. :D Other times, one of these two is just too over the top with ugly. Can you guess which one? ;)

Huh? Mr. B, are you on the wrong blog?

Face defeat? I think not. I am sure, in your mind, you have always been right about everything your entire life. My awareness that I don't know everything gives me the freedom fly, to hear new ideas and grow. Your awareness that you are omnipotent chains you like a slave to your mediocre existence. I pity you sometimes.

Oh, dear, Racer. That's a bit dramatic, isn't it? If there's one thing in this world I don't need, it's your pity. :) Don't you worry about my existence. It is quite healthy and happy. I think it is you, sir, who comes off as overconfident, even arrogant sometimes. I think you must have a deep-seated problem with women. You don't show the same disrespect for the guys on these threads, even the ones who are liberal.

Can't guess which one GGY. I say it's a gruesome twosome.

Really, Amy? Haha! I thought it was obvious. Stay tuned. You'll catch it. :)

GGY- Actually I love and respect most women, especially my wonderful wife. How is your husband?

Good to know Racer. Everybody has someone who hates them, I suppose. Would your wonderful wife, your mother and, if you have any, daughters be privy to the posts you make? Just wondering. If you wouldn't want your mama and daughters to see them, you probably shouldn't write so colorfully and pointedly at others.

My husband is a very happy man. We have taken good care of each other for a few decades. The mark of a good man is first told by how he treats his mother. He was a very good son, and she rests in peace. He also treats all other women respectfully. He is a true Southern gentleman.

Alright GGY- I'll spill. My wife was actually helping write the last several posts (She thinks you need hormones, whatever that means). I didn't mean any of the personal things I said. I was just illustrating to the Patch community how far down the dark path of immaturity you could be led. I'm done now.
My apologies to the Patch community for this experiment.
PS- Your husband sounds like an awesome guy.

Oh my....GGY is perfect in every way...including home life with a wonderful husband. How we all aspire to be just like you...why would you think of sharing such nonsense like anyone cares....as you are working on your memoirs I took the liberty of defining some titles for you.

"Mary Poppins Has Nothing On Me" by GGY
"A Star Is Born" by GGY
"Look At Me" by GGY
"Surrounded By Idiots" by GGY
"Ask Me" by GGY

Get the picture....yeesh...

Racer, pardon me if I don't believe that about your wife. However, it's possible since she already knows you only too well, and may even be complicit in your bad behavior. Hormones are a very personal matter. This isn't the first time you have used them in your comments. You've made reference to genitals, too. It is you who would fail a maturity evaluation. My husband IS an awesome guy. He should give lessons.

John B, you're paying way too much attention to me. If my husband decides to give lessons on how to be a nice guy and gentleman, shall I sign you up? For you the price would be very high, though. You would require a lot of time, with no guarantee of even a modicum of success. BTW, I mostly just answer others' questions to me. I think its rude to ignore folks. I share no nonsense, but I do sometimes answer stupid questions. Racer asked and I answered. I rarely pop in on someone else's conversation, and never to insult or snipe. You have a great day, now. :)

Elizabeth,
I've gone as far as signing a petition on change.org that calls for the preservation of the English language.

Elizabeth, that would be good tool for English teachers.

Is that US Americanized English or the Queen's own?
No difference between the two you think?

If you say Fag on this side of the pond you're called a phobe, over there you get a cigarette...

I'll never be over Macho Grande ...

Okay R. Unless I go to Taco Bell, my spanish isn't that hot. I've never heard of Macho Grande...what does it mean?